WDDDDT?: #47 aka ERROR #2: “Where’s Snider When I Need Him”

DATELINE: New York: Day 106/ May 6/ Part 2

   This  “Executive Branch” where young, hip, MAGA MANIACS could spend their TRUMP COINS in beautiful downtown WASHINGTON D.C.  for a mere $500,000 entrance fee has got me reeling.  I’m wondering what the criteria for membership would be and then it hit me like a ton of bricks…

Ah, it will be HELL just like I pictured it…Conservative Christian, right wing Republican, straight, white, American male, Gay bashin’, black fearin’, poor fightin’, tree killin’, regional leaders of the South, Frat housin’, keg tappin’, shirt tuckin’, back slappin’ haters of hippies like me.

   Those who need not apply are tree huggin’, peace lovin’, pot smokin’, porn watchin’, love makin’, pro choicen, gay weddin’, widespread diggin’,

Skin color-blinded, conspiracy-minded, protestors of corporate greed, lazyass hippies like me.(All courtesy of Todd Snider)

   As the old Groucho Marx saying goes,“I don’t want to belong to any club that would accept me as one of its members.”

Oh, Ye, gentle mistresses and most distinguished gentlemen, and others… The opinions and observations are solely my own views, and I take full responsibility for any errors of fact, not to mention any predictions that prove to be wildly inaccurate.