WDDDDT?: #47 aka ERROR #2: “The Gates of Hell”

DATELINE: ABU DHABI: Day 106/ May 6

THE POGUES: “Rake At The Gates of Hell”

Watch the maggots crawl out of them

Hear the angels call above them

Swaying around as the cold air sucks them

Down to hell, good night, good luck then…

FYI: The GOLFER AT A-LAGO spent his 10th of the last 15 weekends at “The Gates of Hell” each time proudly paid by the American people.

   It’s like a magician’s hand, watch this hand while the other is duping you…Daddy Dearest has the news cyclists watching every move he makes, listening to every word he spouts, while Wreckless Eric and Junior are setting the groundwork for the expansion of The Evil Empire into the Ninth Circle of Hell, the circle known as treachery. Beware to the folks of GAZA as Darth Donald has designs on your land, too…He was not kidding, might not be today but soon…“Welcome to the magnificent TRUMP GARDEN OF EDEN”…

   Imagine another place (“Executive Branch”) where young, hip, MAGA MANIACS could spend their TRUMP COINS while hobnobbing with the other political sauve “utes” in beautiful downtown WASHINGTON D.C. This all for $500,000. One can have pre-dinner cocktails in the CAINA (slay your brother) room, dine in Antenora Hall (betray your homeland), speak of the evils of others while having a cigar in Ptolomea, and ultimately committ crimes with great historical and societal consequences in Judecca. Ah, HELL just like I pictured it…

  Last week the A-Listers in The Executive Branch were Pam Bondi, the attorney general, and Paul Atkins, the new chairman of the Securities and Exchange Commission. In The CAINA LOUNGE we find Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss, the cryptocurrency executives whose company needs a favor after being targeted bu the SEC. These boys should be careful of each other as this room was named after Cain who slew Abel…On to the ANTENORA ROOM, holding court is Jeff Miller, a TRUMPSTER who is avoiding scrutiny while exploring the possibility of unleashing his crypto world to the US. In the lavish PTOLOMEA ATRIUM we find JUNIOR chatting with Zach and Alex Witkoff whose Dad is our Mid East envoy. The JUDECCA ROOM is currently under construction…

   So, What else is going on in and around hell you ask…well, if you are one of the  lucky few (220) top owners of a $TRUMP memecoin ($11.23) you can be seated at a dinner with “The self proclaimed boss of everyone and everything”. All guests will receive an official MAGA 2028 hat as a party favor. For those who do not know, these memecoins tokens are imaginary money, a way of “donating” to The Trump family. One Mexican shipping company magnate just purchased $20 million as means to get “an effective way to advocate for fair, balanced and free trade between Mexico and the U.S.,”

   Meanwhile, WRECKLESS ERIC has arranged deals with the governments, as in foreign governments of QATAR and the UNITED ARAB EMIRATE, deals branding certain projects in their lands with the TRUMP name. Deals are also made for projects in Saudi Arabia, Oman and Dubai. “They always arrive at the word ‘yes,’ which is a beautiful thing,” Eric Trump said.

   Not to be outdone by Abel, Cain (Junior) was in Hungary first then over to the Balkans looking for possible new deals. “You never know if there is going to be a Trump real estate deal” JUNIOR stated. In Serbia, after meeting with their President a new hotel project was approved with none other than Jared Kushner as the developer.  Last stop on the two week tour was Bulgaria…and there is no conflict of interest…

…547 days to the mid term election, November 3, 2026.…to be continued…

Oh, Ye, gentle mistresses and most distinguished gentlemen, and others… The opinions and observations are solely my own views, and I take full responsibility for any errors of fact, not to mention any predictions that prove to be wildly inaccurate.