WDDDDT? #47 AKA ERROR #2: LOONEY LAURA RETURNS

April 5, 2025: DAY 76 of 100

   Well, we just past the 3/4 pole and are heading toward home, the First 100 Days of The Second Error known as Trump. Since Jan. 17, the Friday before Inauguration Day, the U.S. stock market has seen $9.6 trillion in value erased. Of those losses, $5 trillion has been erased just over the past two days -- the largest two-day loss on record.

   When I was a kid circa 1950’s there was a TV show, THE HOWDY DOODY SHOW with had BUFFALO BOB SMITH interactioning with a cast of puppets, chimps, a few humans, all to the delight of the children known as THE PEANUT GALLERY seated on the stage. Oh, how I wished I could be there. During his latest run for President, the The FELONIOUS ONE had many folks advising him, many were crazy nut guys, hence I changed the PEANUT GALLERY to THE NUT JOB GALLERY.

   #45 now #47 has a wide variety of folks in his NUT JOB GALLERY, all offering their advise but as we know this maniac only listens to the voices in his head, all 10 or so of them. His main advisor MUSK will hopefully be gone as he is only allowed(legally)130 days as a “special advisor” for DOGE. But, if “The boss of everyone and everything” wants/needs him…we will see. 

   One all-time fav of mine, a true leader of the NUT JOBS is an attractive 31 year old, LOONEY LAURA LOOMER a former two-time congressional candidate loser from FLORIDA. Somehow this cutie avoided the limelight (or was told to stay away) until this week. This  far far far right wing nut job is advocating a purge of the federal government. Meeting with THE FABRICATOR EXTRAORDINAIRE, his trusty right winged assistant JD(aka James DONALD Bowman- James DAVID Hamel, now for the time being, James Davis Vance/JD), Chief of Staff Infections SUSIE WILES, national security adviser MIKE WALTZ and Sergio Gor, director of the Presidential Personnel Office, this cutie loser from Florida offered her own “vetting materials” about people who are disloyal to the current regime. BINGO, the heads started to roll. General TIMOTHY HAUGH, head of NSA and CYBER COMMAND, was fired (4/3/25),then NSA deputy director WENDY NOBLE got her walking papers. Seems, according to LOONEY LAURA, that Gen. HAUGH was picked in 2023 by then Gen, MARK A. MILLEY (chairman of Joint Chief of Staff). MILLEY is an “enemy” of DONALD J. TRUMP and HAUGH needed to go, so bye bye… “decades of service to our nation” and wishing his family well.

   LOONEY LAURA has slowly worked her way back in the spotlight first spotted (this term) flying with THE ORANGE GUY in AIR FORCE ONE in September 2024, attending a 9/11 Memorial ceremony. This the same bitch who claimed 9/11 was an “inside job”. LOONEY LAURA gets the GOP faithful very nervous every time she gets close to a camera or microphone. Guys like LINDSEY GRAHAM (“The history of statements by Ms. Loomer are beyond disturbing”) are taking ROLAIDS by the jar. Even crazed Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene has unkind things to say about LOONEY LAURA. GREENE said Loomer’s “rhetoric and hateful tone” are a “huge problem” for Republicans. At a speech given in July DAFFY DON said, “The great Laura Loomer — some of you know Laura — she’s fantastic person, great woman,” According to legend, the LOONEY ONE is responsible for “the pets” getting inside DD’s head.

   The LOONEY LAURA, cute as a button, was banned by UBER after saying that she didn’t want Muslim drivers to pick her up. PAY-PAL, INSTAGRAM, also banned her at one time.

   So, who exactly is LOONEY LAURA LOOMER and why/how does she have #47’s ear? Is there more to her traveling around the country in his jet while DAFFY DON’s immigrant wife #3 remains at home in New York baking bread?…Maybe BILL MAHER is on to something, this could be an “inside job”.

Oh, Ye, gentle mistresses and most distinguished gentlemen, and others… The opinions and observations are solely my own views, and I take full responsibility for any errors of fact, not to mention any predictions that prove to be wildly inaccurate.