The Road of #47:The Cost of a Vanity Handicap v D.O.G.E.
Date line: 2/22/25: THE WHITE HOUSE
According to DOGE their combined efforts to date saved the USA 55 billion. That is an amazing and tremendous amount of moolah. But is it actual cash? Well, NO, on paper it is an estimated amount of previously earmarked monies not being distributed as planned.
I have a plan to save some more cash and mine does not fire any one person. It just asks #47 to refrain from playing golf every weekend, nine times since January 20th on the company dime at one of his resorts, at the cost to date of $10.7 million. Disregarding a “conflict of interest” by the president’s entourage staying at Mar a Largo, a for profit enterprise, I offer these statistics from when #47 was #45.
By the end of his first reign, January 20, 2021,#45, had visited one of HIS golf courses (AKA “adult day care center”) 308 times and has recorded playing at least 150 rounds of golf for a total of 2655:47 hours spent hitting the little ball or at least time spent in his resort. Twenty-two (22) percent of his days in office were spent at ONE OF HIS RESORTS.
I beg you to cut the man some slack, he donates his $400,000.00 salary to charity, and I’m sure his retirement stipend of $219,000.00 a year for life will be donated as well. The GOLFER IN CHIEF is not the first president to “donate” his salary. Washington was forced by Congress to take a salary after George asked not to have one, and HERBERT HOOVER and JFK both donated their’s. According to that leftist rag HUFF POST, as of November 29, 2019, the US government spent $115 million dollars ($115,000,000.00) on 226 trips to Mar A Largo for 108 rounds of golf. THE (I’m sure it’s another leftist fake news organization) GOLF NEWS reported $550,000.00 was spent on third party golf cart rentals and at least $500,000.00 in overnight stays at TRUMP OWNED PROPERTIES for the Secret Service members protecting #45 while he bested (he has a vanity handicap of 5…NFW) his opponents. The COAST GUARD cutter stationed off the shore in Florida is probably gratis. Overall, the cost totals well over 287 years of his donated PRESIDENTIAL SALARY. FORBES, another Commie pinko rag, suggested the totals were even higher, coming in at $142 MILLION with $59 MILLION spent on trips to MAR-A-LARGO via Air Force One.
Costs include prep, fuel, salaries for staff and trip on Air Force One, three squares for all, golf carts for Secret Service, room and board at resort (no discounted prices) for all, golf green fees, presidential limos/motorcade to and from, Coast Guard cutter off shore, helicopter and drones for surveillance, pre-visit scouting (that’s how they found the rifle), post visit clean up, etc, etc. So, at 2017 prices (GAO estimate) of $3,383,250 a weekend, let’s have Elon Musk actually look at the books to start the savings this weekend.
Oh, Ye, gentle mistresses and most distinguished gentlemen, and others… The opinions and observations are solely my own views, and I take full responsibility for any errors of fact, not to mention any predictions that prove to be wildly inaccurate.
